“Men got better with age, like wine. Women, on the other hand, were like cheese- aged was good to a degree, then came the mold and the inevitable casting aside.”
“A successful man is like a bottle of wine, just gets better with age.”
“Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
“I'm like a fine wine. I get better with age. The best is yet to come.”
“Women might not like to admit their age, but men don't like to act theirs.”
“It's like suddenly in the Middle Ages, people figured men should be in charge of women's bodies since they were in charge of pretty much everything else”