“There were two things a girl learned to do simultaneously at a very young age: knee a guy in the crotch and scream at the top of her lungs.”

“Men got better with age, like wine. Women, on the other hand, were like cheese- aged was good to a degree, then came the mold and the inevitable casting aside.”

“I'm human. The single most overused excuse on the planet for doing the absolute wrong thing.”

“When they're talking about me they're letting someone else rest.”

“I'm a woman. Forty-five in female years (which is about a hundred and thirty in male years - bastards).”

“This place's a festering whore's crotch. Do I own it?”

“When you stand at the abyss, you fall to your knees and you fucking grab for any comfort, any little thing to keep it from swallowing you whole.”