“When they're talking about me they're letting someone else rest.”

“I'm a woman. Forty-five in female years (which is about a hundred and thirty in male years - bastards).”

“Men got better with age, like wine. Women, on the other hand, were like cheese- aged was good to a degree, then came the mold and the inevitable casting aside.”

“There were two things a girl learned to do simultaneously at a very young age: knee a guy in the crotch and scream at the top of her lungs.”

“I'm human. The single most overused excuse on the planet for doing the absolute wrong thing.”

“I wanted to lay down my armor, my strength and my pain for just a minute and let someone hold me.”

“Stop talking about it and just WRITE!”