“I've never seen a hearse pull a U-haul”
“You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul.”
“You can't hook up a U-Haul to a hearse”
“We have brought nothing into the world, so we cannot take anything out of it either.' There are no U-Hauls behind hearses.”
“Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?”
“If you knew what I knew, seen what I've seen, you wouldn't be so quick to pull the plow.”