“I do not believe profanity has anything to do with Christianity, thank you.”

“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing”

“Im thankful for this moment coz i know that i grow a day older and see how this sentimental fool can be”

“It's a circus out there, mama and your baby's got the sideshow blues.”

“I'd like to thank myself, and congratulate myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.”

“My attitude toward spiders is similar to my attitude toward ballerinas: I am in awe of your natural beauty and flawless instincts, but if you come in my house I will kill you.”

“The reason that you are blessed in excess with anything is so that you can give it away to someone else in need.”