“Time is just quantified eternity.”
“Seriousness is an accident of time. It consists of putting too high a value on time. In eternity there is no time. Eternity is a moment, just long enough for a joke”
“But love isn't quantifiable on paper.”
“No really. What exactly did you do today, Jenny? Quantify it for me.""It's not quantifiable. There aren't even metrics for the shit I do.”
“And killing time is perhaps the essence of comedy, just as the essence of tragedy is killing eternity.”
“Measured against eternity, our time on earth is just a blink of an eye, but the consequences of it will last forever.”