“He’s like a cookie; rough around the edges, soft on the inside. He’s such a surprising guy.”
“It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.”
“He’s not your typical prince, more like a square peg in a round hole, kind of like me. He’s the sort of guy who wouldn’t mind reading side by side on a date.”
“Every guy seems nice until he’s not.”
“And girls tell me he’s hot.” He grinned and finished, “I wouldn’t know, seein’ as I’m a guy but I look like him and I’m smokin’ hot so he’s gotta be hot.”
“But he’s like a god. You worship the gods but you don’t go out with them. You only like guys like that from a distance.”