“MY LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE; IF YOU WALK OUT DURING THE BAD/BORING/DULL TIMES, YOU MIGHT JUST MISS THE GOOD/EXCITING/HAPPY TIMES”

“Even exciting places are boring most of the time. Wars. Movie sets. Emergency rooms.”

“--he stopped and eyed Bill Corso--"if you choose to just sit here like a bored jungle gorilla, you will have to write out this quote as many times as you can during the next hour.”

“Life is like a book. There are exciting parts, boring parts, happy parts, and sad parts, but at some time pages get fewer and fewer until it has ended.”

“Life is like a movie, if you leave during the middle of it, you'll never know how it turns out.”

“Maybe my movie isn't over, I say, because sometimes moviemakers trick the audience with a false bad ending, and just when you think the movie is going to end badly, something dramatic happens, which leads to the happy ending. This seems like a good spot for something dramatic to happen, especially since it's my birthday.”