“Two arguing geeks were stoppable. Three arguing geeks created an infinite argument vortex of doom that sucked time down like a black hole.”

“The word "geek" today does not mean what it used to mean. A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks, and sports geeks. Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.”

“Tyra told me you two went at it for days over a flippin’ fridge. Badasses are capable of and don’t hesitate to throw down about a fridge. An IT geek does not care what kind of fridge you buy. An IT geek just thanks his lucky stars he’s gettin’ it regular.”

“Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument.”

“Atticus:"I found it difficult not to grin like a geek at a Trekkie convention.”

“So the world was nuts and he'd suddenly discovered a kink for geeks. There were worse things.”