“Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.”
“I've been working on my craft for a long time. People never want to let go of the whole 'Glitter,'... I'm like, 'It's eight years later, people. Let's move on.”
“It was a newsflash to me that dating as a pre-thirty divorcette was as bad as having herpes.”
“Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.”
“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
“I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.”