“He's not your prince charming if he doesn't make sure you know that you're his princess.”
“Just because your prince hasn't come doesn't mean you're not a princess.”
“I was Prince Charming's sister. You know---a real princess. Not through marriage, but by birthright. And---hold on. Are you listening? This is important---So. Are. You.”
“If you were expecting Prince Charming, I'm sorry. He's with his boyfriend.”
“It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way.""Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.”
“It feels like he's taken your heart, doesn't it?....Like he's reached in and pulled it out from you. And I bet he smiles like he doesn't know, like he doesn't know he's holding your heart in his hand and you're dying from him.”