“World events do not occur by accident. They are made to happen, whether it is to do with national issues or commerce; and most of them are staged and managed by those who hold the purse strings.”

“Healey’s First Law Of Holes: When in one, stop digging.”

“To find the people who've became truly sane, seek among those who've managed to do without sanity.”

“Every job has parts of it that are a giant pain in the ass - whether you carry a penis or a purse.”

“Translation can never do more than the approximate,so we shall, at least, be gloriously inaccurate.”

“Stories change us; they change the world. People are stories of themselves.”

“When I reached the street I didn't know whether to go right or left. Soon I'd have to start acting like a person who cared about what happened to him.”