“Its always been my tendency to lie to doctors, as if good health consisted only of the ability to fool them.”
“The Universal Laws of Health Care Systems:1. "No matter how good the health care in a particular country, people will complain about it"2. "No matter how much money is spent on health care, the doctors and hospitas will argue that it is not enough"3. "The last reform always failed”
“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”
“Liberty, taking the word in its concrete sense, consists in the ability to choose.”
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
“A good portion of speaking will consist in knowing how to lie.”