“Every job has parts of it that are a giant pain in the ass - whether you carry a penis or a purse.”
Denis Leary
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“Life, Steffi has learned, carries on around the pain, making room for it, absorbing it until it becomes part of the daily fabric, wrapping itself around you and lodging itself in your heart.”
Jane Green
Promises to Keep
“Course, I always knew you were a royal. Just didn't know it went past the pain-in-the-ass part.”
J.R. Ward
Lover Revealed
“Ann Coulter is living proof that you can’t make a silk purse out of a horse’s ass”
Andrew Breitbart
Righteous Indignation: Excuse Me While I Save the World
“Sarah Palin is living proof that you can't make a silk purse out of a horse's ass.”
Earl Lee
“Your penis will not shrivel up and die if you admit you want an umbrella instead of standing in the rain acting like a little water never hurt anyone. It's an unbrella, not a purse.”
Jenny O'Connell