“Life Sucks,get a helmet”
“Life is tough, get a helmet.”
“How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!”
“Life sucks, get over it!”
“Life sucks. Enlightenment is getting over it.”
“Angel-bright, life-in-death; get off the road, don't suck my breath.”