“... she isn't mine ... . She is ultimately God's, and I'm simply a steward of her heart for a season.”
“She likes to try everything, out of curiosity, but she'll be sorry if she isn't guided by her heart.”
“She worries over the way her love for me comes and goes, appears and disappears. She doubts its reality simply because it isn't as steadily pleasurable as a kitten. God knows it is sad. The human voice conspires to desecrate everything on earth.”
“I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket.”
“If a girl thinks she isn't beautiful, I'm here to prove her wrong.”
“My bottom is my deliquent daughter. I lavish praise upon her cheeks when she's well behaved and when she gets out of control, I pretend she isn't mine.”