“Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.”

“He looked at me with serious eyes, but not the kind that made me wonder what I’d done wrong. The kind that made me wonder what I’d done right.”

“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.”

“Beauty isn't perfect. It's something to be felt and something to be breathed.”

“Go ahead and laugh! If you don't laugh, you going to cry ~ so laugh!”

“When you wake up with a song stuck in your head, it means an angel sang you to sleep.”

“Eating is self punishment; punish the food instead. Strangle a loaf of Italian bread. Throw darts at a cheesecake. Chain a lamb chop to the bed. Beat up a cookie.”