“Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.”
“Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine)”
“You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn’t you? (Acheron)”
“She murmured, in that particular Nancy way of hers that grates most when my inner bitch is aching to be let loose, 'Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.'My eyes popped open to see her lemon face standing over me.'SOMEONE,' I hissed, 'HASN'T EVEN WOKEN UP YET. GOD, WHAT IS YOUR ANEURYSM? CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?”
“Is it wrong to leave relative security in favor of unknown risk at the side of someone you love?”
“The hemulen woke up slowly and recognised himself and wished he had been someone he didn't know.”