“Somebody once told me that good friends are like Tootie Pops, if you don't bite them they won't bite you. Erin Swift”

“Go ahead and laugh! If you don't laugh, you going to cry ~ so laugh!”

“Arson tried to grab him before his face hit the dirt, but it was too late. “Don’t touch me. This is where I belong.”“Fine.” Arson shrugged, lying down beside him on the ground.“What are you doing?”“Helping you,” Arson said, placing his hands behind his head. “The first session’s free.”

“I’m going to see you now Papa… you better run...”

“To be in a war, you must learn the rules of survival… to win a war, you must break every fucking one of those rules.”

“Life is beautifulBut it's complicatedWe barely make itWe don't need to understandThere are miracles...miracles”

“Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us.”