“When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look like the Rat Pack in 1962. I, myself made that kid Booger look like Remington Steele.”
Dennis Miller
I Rant, Therefore I Am
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“...and I went into the garden and lay down and looked at the stars in the sky and made myself negligible.”
Mark Haddon
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
“I knew that once I went looking, I’d need a man like Dad—dependable and respectful toward women, and not into porn or weird rich old guys who bought teenage kids’ underwear.”
A.S. King
Please Ignore Vera Dietz
“I lean back on the pillows and look at the corners of the room. When I was a kid, I always wanted to live on the ceiling - it looked so clean and uncluttered, like the top of a cake.”
Jenny Downham
Before I Die
“I was sure you 'd dropped the class, which made me selfishly ecstatic. Without even knowing i was doing it, i started looking for you on campus.”
Tammara Webber
Easy
“I like The Eiffel Tower because it looks like steel and lace.”
Natalie Lloyd