“Nigel Barton:Everyone says 'Up at Oxford'. You come 'down' when you've finished there.Harry Barton: Well, what's this then? Does bloody Oxford move up and down the bloody map then?”
“My head was spinning. I could think of nothing better to calm it down than the Oxford English Dictionary.”
“Your masters at Oxford have taught you to idolize reason, drying up the prophetic capacities of your heart!”
“Your interest is in the bloody loam but what I'm after is the finished product.”
“Mrs Kerslake:" but if there is no chance of being offered a place at Oxford, surely-?"Simon Kerslake: "Thats not what i said Mother, I shall be an undergraduate at Oxford by the first day of term”
“How come "burbled" gets to be in the Oxford English Dictionary but "tulgy" doesn't? Hm?”