“Writing is easy. Writing is hard. It's a breeze and a struggle, just like life.”

“Another drink, another sentence, and the writing continues on. . . .”

“What fascinates me about writing is wrestling thought into reality and creating a new world that is forever.”

“It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.”

“For some offenses, there is only retribution." Nora Hawks, "One Woman's Vengeance.”

“Storytelling? God started that. Discovery. Lust. Murder. Revenge. Power. Sin. Redemption. Forgiveness. Miracles. We simply retell the stories in the language of our generation.”

“When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look like the Rat Pack in 1962. I, myself made that kid Booger look like Remington Steele.”