“It’s hard to remain objective, When you’ve sat awake so long, That you have no depth perception”

“Why do you dwell on things that don’t matter when there are so many things that do?”

“See, I can talk to the pretty man like a real grown up if I try hard enough.”

“I try to keep in mind” I recite dryly as I run the front sight of my pistol over his face, “that my life is only as significant, as I am to the lives of others.”He’s sobbing and won’t look up from the floor so I lean close to his ear and ask softly, “Would you say that I’m significant to your life?”

“I'm not left-wing, or right-wing. With only one wing I couldn't fly, and I just couldn't have that.”

“A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who believe its deception when it is told, it must be measured by the number of people who will go out after hearing it trying to convince others of its truth.”

“Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I’d like to believe I’m an expert.”