“Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.”
“If she were meeting him for the first time and he looked at her like that, she would be spinning on her heel and on the run before you could say Kentucky Derby.”
“Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.”
“Maybe we'll have vampire prom."He shot me an appalled look. "What is this, Twilight?”
“"I solemnly swear to tell Mrs. Casnoff that Elodie's ghost looked at me. And if I do not tell her, I swear to buy Jenna a pony. A vampire pony.”
“I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.”