“I don't hafta taste it to know it taste funny. It already looks like it taste funny.”
“Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny”
“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny”
“Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?”
“Don't forget, taste, taste, taste.”
“This cigarette tastes like ass," she said. I wasn't sure what ass tasted like, but she looked like she would know, so I was willing to take her word for it.”