“Karaoke divides humanity into two groups: those who don’t want to sing and shouldn’t be compelled, and those who do and shouldn’t be allowed.”

“The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.”

“Human beings by their very nature are worshipers. Worship is not something we do; it defines who we are. You cannot divide human beings into those who worship and those who don’t. Everybody worships; it’s just a matter of what, or whom, we serve.”

“Football, fraternities, and fun have no place in the university. They were introduced only to entertain those who shouldn’t be in the university.”

“The general public has long been divided into two parts; those who think that science can do anything and those who are afraid it will.”

“The world divides into those who like the managed induction of terror and those who don’t. I do not find terror exciting. I find it terrifying.”