“Our stories are phantoms of fleeting moments reflected in mirrors.”

“Our reality may be fabled, but surely will be fleeting, because when the storyteller looks away, the story collapses. In the end, we vanish like mist in the morning sun.”

“When one speaks of sex with midgets, one must speak French.”

“Karaoke divides humanity into two groups: those who don’t want to sing and shouldn’t be compelled, and those who do and shouldn’t be allowed.”

“Truth is a melody composed of lying notes.”

“Age and disease and death may destroy our physical being but it is other people who get inside us and damage our hearts and minds."The Other Side of You”

“We all long for someone with whom we are able to share our peculiar burdens of being alive.”