“There's a good reason I am a writer. I'm completely useless at anything else.”

“I don’t like Wednesdays.”

“I feel much better. It is not Wednesday.”

“I don't have an occupation. Only a preoccupation.”

“While some waste their time looking for the meaning of life, there are others who understand there is none and just get on enjoying the space they are renting.”

“Women only want what they don't have. Men want what they can't have.”

“You make a good point,' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about things while I...''Don't?''Exactly,' he said happily.”