“Be careful with that bloody great knife. Last time it was around, some oaf stuck me in the arse.”

“Three lights should be fine." - Zachary"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald”

“I have wondered,' said the Marquis, taking a great bite out of a slice of bread and jam, 'whether it wouldn't be better for me to do it with a knife. Most of the best things have been brought off with a knife. And it would be a new emotion to get a knife into a French President and wriggle it around.”

“He leans his face close to mine and wraps his fingers around my chin. His hand smells like metal. When was the last time he held a gun, or a knife?”

“So I placed my heart under lock and key To take some time, and take care of me But I turn around and you're standing here”

“Sometimes I wish I could walk around with a HANDLE WITH CARE sign stuck to my forehead.”