“Caladfwlch is ‘hard lightning’ in Welsh. The silly French dubbed the blade Excalibur.”
“He tolerated his fellow Englishmen, but the Welsh were cabbage-farting dwarves, the Scots were scabby arse-suckers, and the French were shriveled turds.”
“Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub.”
“They (the French) have taken genius instead of reason for their guide, adopted experiment instead of experience, and wander in the dark because they prefer lightning to light.”
“Carlton was a blade; sharp and hard and well built.”
“Arthur without Excalibur was still Arthur.”