“The universe said, “You’re almost there, just a few more steps.” I agreed and took those steps. However, my definition of the distance was measured in feet, while the universe meant miles.”
“How do you say yoo-hoo in Arabic?""I believe that yoo-hoo could be part of a universal language," Dan said. "Like ow. Or- you're stepping on my foot.""That's universal?""No, you're stepping on my foot. Ow."Amy moved.”
“This is the edge of the Universe, just a few feet above Hell.”
“When I said I wanted to die in my sleep, I meant I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.”
“If chaos is a necessary step in the organization of one's universe, then I was well on my way.”
“For a few minutes I wished that Dante and I lived in the universe of boys instead of the universe of almost-men.”