“They feed you.""I eat people. They don't give me people to eat. They give me animals. That's barbaric. At least people have a fighting chance to get away. The animals they give me are already dead. It's sickening, that's what it is.""Annis, you're a unique individual.”
This quote from Derek Landy highlights a complex moral perspective through dark humor and irony. The speaker contrasts feeding on people versus animals, framing the act of consuming already dead animals as "barbaric" because it removes the element of challenge or fairness—the prey has no chance to escape. This inversion of common ethical viewpoints critiques the way society normalizes the consumption of animals while demonizing more predatory behaviors.
The final line, "Annis, you're a unique individual," serves as a wry acknowledgment of the character's unconventional reasoning and identity. It underscores themes of individuality and moral ambiguity, emphasizing that traditional norms are questioned and redefined within the character's worldview. Overall, the quote invites reflection on ethics, survival, and what truly counts as "barbaric" behavior.
“I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.”
“That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them aside.""Or give them a chance to redeem themselves.”
“You be sure to throw the book at him, you hear me? I feel violated, Detective. Violated.""I'll throw this table at you if you don't give us the names we're looking for.”
“Annis had never been a people person, unless ‘people person’ was defined as a person who ate people.”
“It all depends on what people you're talking about helping. That's the wonderful think about just about every religion on the planet - they're all so incredibly selfish.”
“Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.'Skulduggery paused. 'No it's not. If it were me, then I'd be talking to myself, and I don't do that any more. I certainly don't RING myself. That's one of the first signs of madness, and if it's not, it should be.'She sighed. 'Are you finished talking nonsense?''I haven't talked nonsense all morning. I miss it.”