“Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.”
“Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.”
“Maybe you're one of those people who writes poems, but rarely reads them. Let me put this as delicately as I can: If you don't read, your writing is going to suck.”
“Hope is good. Without it, well, you do the math. But hope has to be like a prayer. Putting it out there to something more powerful than yourself.”
“Oi sweetheart, is your mummy a thief?''No she's not.' she said, sucking her thumb to signal a temper tantrum.'Well, then, m'dear,' said the thief, 'who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?”
“Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.”