“She's a rare vase, out of a cat's reach, on its shelf.”
“Trust is like a vase...once it's broken, though it can be fixed the vase will never be the same”
“I have to spring a cat out of Rumelt Animal Shelter. Think of it as a prison break." It does the trick. He laughs. "Whose cat?" "My cat. What do you think? That I break out the cats of strangers?" "Let me guess, she was framed. She's innocent.”
“Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. ”
“...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ...”
“Strap a piece of toast -buttered side up- to the back of a cat. Throw the cat out of the window. Will the cat land on its feet or will Murphy's law apply?”