“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring.”

“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.”

“Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, give him some horns and he can be a Circus Seal act”

“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.”

“If you give a man a fish he is hungry again in an hour. If you teach him to catch a fish you do him a good turn.”

“...the cycle of reprisal and counter reprisal that had characterized their national history had to be broken and that the only way to do this was to go beyond retributive justice to restorative justice, to move on to forgiveness, because without it there was no future.”