“Poison ivy and deer crap and rocks. Oh, my!”
“My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass.”
“Everywhere the devil spits, poison ivy grows.”
“A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.”
“Oh, crap.”
“Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say that love tastes the same, only itchier.”