“Juno: Honest to blog?”

“Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!”

“Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!”

“Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. ”

“Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.”

“Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.”

“Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.”