“Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.”
“Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!”
“Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.”
“Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. ”
“Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.”
“Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? ”