“Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. ”

“I have a Thompson SubMachine gun and we shoot sharks with it. As soon as they put their heads out we give them a burst.”

“Men are Like Guns They Shoot someone and broke them into pieces inside.”

“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.”

“In historical events great men-so called-are but the labels that serve to give a mane to an event, and like labels, they have the last possible connection with the event itself. Every action of theirs, that seems to them an act of their own free will, is in an historical sense not free at all, but in bondage to the whole course of previous history, and predestined from all eternity.”

“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!”