“The funny thing was that the sisters were hardly nubile, creamy-skinned Lolitas blushing on the bough. In fact, one of them looked like she'd beaten herself with a tire iron during a smallpox-induced hallucination, and the other looked like a close-up photo of a wolf spider.”
“His son. That funny creature that looked like a skinned rabbit was his son.”
“He looks tired, like someone walked on his skin and left footprints.”
“I thought the two ugly ones were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could tell neither one of them wanted to look like the other one, and you couldn't blame them, but it was very amusing anyway.”
“She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.”
“You look like you were chewed up by a wolf and shit down the wrong side of the mountain. What's wrong?”