“Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss”

“Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am. ”

“The name fuse followed me from the book to the screenplay, and now I have to live with the name, which I chose in 30 seconds with no thought about how it might sound or what it might imply. It was just a funny thing.”

“When you're in a competitive environment, always give out the impression that you don't care. It makes people want you more. If you act desperate, it's over. I think a passive attitude is helpful. It comes naturally because I'm lazy.”

“He is the cheese to my macaroni.”

“Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.”

“Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.”