“It's time you acted like the man that dick you were born with proves you to be.”

“You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.”

“What do you mean he drew a dick on the wall...you mean like a man dick...Christ, I swear, the kids are not mine”

“So my antagonist said, "Is it impossible that there are flying saucers? Can you prove that it's impossible?" "No", I said, "I can't prove it's impossible. It's just very unlikely". At that he said, "You are very unscientific. If you can't prove it impossible then how can you say that it's unlikely?" But that is the way that is scientific. It is scientific only to say what is more likely and what less likely, and not to be proving all the time the possible and impossible.”

“Its important to know stories. I felt the earth shift to make a place for you when you were born, and I came to tell you stories while you are young. And like me, you were born with a word on your tongue.”

“The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating.”