“Testosterone poisoning can be fatal, Braveheart." (Delaney to Rowan)”

“Asshat! You Darth Vadered me!" (Delaney to Rowan)”

“Don't ever 'influence' me against my will again, MacLachlan,. Or I will load your balls into my Cuisinart and press 'chop.”

“No, she who rides the tiger can never dismount!”

“Renounce love and you can achieve demonic focus.”

“What's fame, after all? It can be what someone writes on your tombstone.”

“For the love of Mary, I get it, she's got a nifty twat. Tell me what I need to know and you can go up there and try'n get back into it.”