“I know why the Jews and Muslims have nine hundred names for God; one small word is not enough for love.”

“You’ll find your one-in-a-million. But you’re sharp enough to know there’s no point in sludging through the first nine hundred, ninety-nine thousand, and ninety-nine to get to him.”

“And now you know why I love no one. Why I never have and never will. Heed my words well. Love only destroys.”

“The Buddhists were right, the Hindus were right, the Muslims were right, and so were the Jews. Whenever someone follows the path to faith—sincerely follows it—he or she is able to unite with God and to perform miracles....“God is the same, even though He has a thousand names; it is up to us to select a name for Him.”

“Yes I am, I am also a Muslim, a Christian, a Buddhist, and a Jew.”

“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.”