“It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch.”
“If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.”
“Dying would have been so much easier.”
“If Entrepreneurship was easy, the term would have been easier to pronounce too!”
“I didn't belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.”
“...I'd been caught up in some wild cyclone, like Dorothy throw into Oz, with not a good witch in sight to save me.”