“Leave it to you to find a legal way to do something illegal”
“If you want people to become really creative in finding new ways to do something, tell them it's illegal or unhealthy.”
“The idea that making an activity legal would reduce its incidence is preposterous. This is exactly like the Clintonian statement about wanting to make abortion 'safe, legal and rare.' The most effective way to make something 'rare' is to make it illegal.”
“That's legally blind, I'm not legally blind" "Yes, she's illegally blind”
“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.”
“they can't collect legal taxes from illegal money”