“Gordian pays you to sleep with unicorn hunters. That's the definition of a whore.”

“Those in power have made it so we have to pay simply to exist on the planet. We have to pay for a place to sleep, and we have to pay for food. If we don't, people with guns come and force us to pay. That's violent.”

“You pay a whore to make you feel like a man, you fund a philharmonic to make yourself feel like a refined man.”

“One of the drawbacks of sleeping with whores, he thought lazily. You got what you paid for, and not a goddamn thing more.”

“One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.”

“Oh my God. You're a witch-hunter. I'm a witch. Hate to break it to you Daniel, but if you're a witch-hunter? You're doing it wrong." He gave me a sidelong smile. "Maybe it's not that kind of hunting." "Then you're definitely doing it wrong.”