“I found the hum of his computer rather soothing, but it was the complete lack of unicorn carcasses that really pulled the room together.”
“I always read Jane Austen during wars. Her complete lack of interest in Napoleon's activities has a soothingly insulating effect.”
“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.”
“I pulled out box after box, setting them haphazardly around the room. My organization lacked something -- like, say, organization ...”
“I would rather have Sign of the Unicorn than all the boys in the valleys.”
“I had choosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies.”