“There were some days that deserved to be drowned at birth and everyone sent back to bed with a hot brandy, a box of chocolates and a warm, energetic companion. Today was without question one of those days.”
“Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.”
“Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.”
“If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.”
“One day we'll get what we deserve, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day.”
“today is a good day to give no one a hard time about anything, or today is a good day to give everyone a hard time about everything.”