“This dude could read Pat the Bunnyand make it terrifying.”
“Percy: I thought I’d lost my mom forever, and I was stuck on a hill in a thunderstorm fighting this huge bull dude while Grover was passed out wailing. “Food!” It was terrifying, man.”
“Dude. I'm just so out of it today. I just read and read and sulked and sulked all day. And then it was all fan girl of tucker and then, fuck u tucker”
“Are you still making that man sing? It must be love, dude”
“You believe in God?Dude. Only God could have created physics.”
“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”