“Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest”
“I do," she protested; "I want to stand on the street corner like a sandwich man, informing all the passers-by.”
“The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single.”
“I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple”
“That was the very heart of friendship...your willingness to help each other in a jam, to take a friend's problems as your very own.”
“My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich.”